That'll Put Marzipan In Your Pie Plate, Bingo!

Jun 01

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me: Oh my god this blog is amazing!
Me: lol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:lolol
Me:*scrolling*
Me:OMG WTF ROFL I’M DYING!
Me: Oh wait, this is my blog.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via queenhastings)

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(Source: gemmacorrell, via alcoholicgifts)

girlinlondon:

if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

(Source: maxi-pads)

May 31

It’s finally here! The weekend where my cousin ties the knot with his handsome fiancé…so I won’t be around until Monday/Tuesday but I’ll leave a few things in my queue. 

Also, can I get a holla for fitting into my dress?! AWYISS!

So, if it’s 4:50am my time…

receiver:

…then it’s almost 6 on the East Coast, and only 2 on the West, but Tumblr is dead? What? And where’s Lottie? :-)

Lottie has had 3 hours sleep and is terribly hungover, so literally all that I’m capable of is scrolling…

May 30

twatlinson:

do you ever look at your url and are like damn that’s a good url

(via imbobswaget)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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(via swintons)

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heymallory:

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq)

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beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

(via somerset)

(Source: maudit, via imbobswaget)