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Thank you for all of your comments yesterday, you guys. Your support with everything is always just so overwhelming and beautiful, that I can’t find the words to articulate how grateful I am to each and every one of you <3
Honestly, I’m just stoked! This was the one job that I wanted and the first interview I had. 
Naturally I’ve been celebrating for two days straight…and in this unusually hot weather I have the worst sunburn to go with it, but I doughnut care.
Thank you again and YAY! 
xoxo
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Thank you for all of your comments yesterday, you guys. Your support with everything is always just so overwhelming and beautiful, that I can’t find the words to articulate how grateful I am to each and every one of you <3

Honestly, I’m just stoked! This was the one job that I wanted and the first interview I had. 

Naturally I’ve been celebrating for two days straight…and in this unusually hot weather I have the worst sunburn to go with it, but I doughnut care.

Thank you again and YAY! 

xoxo

    • #me me me and my face blog
    • #won't have time to Tumbl while the sun is out. sorry
    • #gpoy
    • #me
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Who has got 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 pert tits and a brand new job?

This jerk!

    • #hollaaa
    • #awkward poses and silly faces since 1982
    • #going to celebrate now
    • #toodles
    • #me
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Mugshot Banana Bread Beer Monday.
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Mugshot Banana Bread Beer Monday.

    • #whatever. it's past 5pm here...
    • #gpoy
    • #me
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GPOYW - Off to work now, adult sleepover party tonight then straight back to work tomorrow&#8230;so I guess I&#8217;ll be back here on Friday. 
Don&#8217;t get up to too much mischief while I&#8217;m gone, y&#8217;hear!  
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GPOYW - Off to work now, adult sleepover party tonight then straight back to work tomorrow…so I guess I’ll be back here on Friday. 

Don’t get up to too much mischief while I’m gone, y’hear!  

    • #yeahh that's totally code for getting laid
    • #but you already knew that
    • #Happy photos of our faces Day
    • #queue is on
    • #gpoyw
    • #me
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 sallydoodle replied to your post: OI! Can we just like, stop posting those maple…

right?? i’m trying to be good to fit into a dress in a couple of weeks and then come the bacon maple donuts - good god.

 ladyofthehouse replied to your post: OI! Can we just like, stop posting those maple…

um… why in the f*ck are you trying to diet? A) dieting is crap and unnecessary. B) Sugar and fat makes life worth living. C) If there’s less of you to love, I’ll cry

God yeah I totally agree but I’m doing it for the exact same reason as Doodle. 

I bought this Biba dress for my cousin’s wedding about 3 weeks ago. I loved it! Problem was there was only one left IN THE WORLD (that’s probably an exaggeration or whatever) and though it looks like it fits, the zip gets stuck hmm about half way up, eek!

Meh, I bought it anyway with the goal of shedding a few pounds in the 8 eight weeks I had. Now it’s five, and I’ve done fuck all but eat ridiculous amounts and pizza and Ben & Jerrys, so the diet starts today.

Fear not my Lady, I hate dieting and love ALL THE FOOD, so once this bloody wedding is over they’ll be plenty of me to love again :’)

    • #sallydoodle
    • #ladyofthehouse
    • #me
    • #you should see the hat I bought too...FUCKING FABULOUS!
    • #may or may not be wearing my slippers underneath that dress
    • #shush
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HI GUISE!
I was going to start over with a new blog but this one is almost 3 years old, so it seemed like a waste of perfectly good bacon posts, yanno?
So hey, hi, hello&#8230;missed you all a bucket load and thank you so much for the lovely messages. To answer your questions,
Yes, I have been having an awesome time out in the real world.
John Terry continues to be the WORST! Ugh.
No, YOU are incredible and I missed you with all of my heart. xoxo
I&#8217;m sorry that you missed my face on Wednesdays. This one is for you &lt;3
Thank you sooo much for the bacon recipes. I WANT THEM ALL!
Yes, there is a man. No, it&#8217;s not serious. Yes, I&#8217;m very happy&#8230;and of course I&#8217;ve been showing life how it&#8217;s done :-)
I can&#8217;t go back and check out the last 3 weeks or whatever it&#8217;s been, so I hope that you&#8217;re all your usual happy, beautiful and fantastic selves? You bloody better be!
Again, I missed you LOTS! 
xoxo
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HI GUISE!

I was going to start over with a new blog but this one is almost 3 years old, so it seemed like a waste of perfectly good bacon posts, yanno?

So hey, hi, hello…missed you all a bucket load and thank you so much for the lovely messages. To answer your questions,

  • Yes, I have been having an awesome time out in the real world.
  • John Terry continues to be the WORST! Ugh.
  • No, YOU are incredible and I missed you with all of my heart. xoxo
  • I’m sorry that you missed my face on Wednesdays. This one is for you <3
  • Thank you sooo much for the bacon recipes. I WANT THEM ALL!
  • Yes, there is a man. No, it’s not serious. Yes, I’m very happy…and of course I’ve been showing life how it’s done :-)

I can’t go back and check out the last 3 weeks or whatever it’s been, so I hope that you’re all your usual happy, beautiful and fantastic selves? You bloody better be!

Again, I missed you LOTS! 

xoxo

    • #the problem with returning from hiatus is...where the fuck do you start?!
    • #apparently with my face but still...
    • #now what?
    • #gpoy
    • #me
    • #'ello
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GPOYW - A Jennifer appreciation Edition. 
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GPOYW - A Jennifer appreciation Edition. 

    • #actually stopped being a teary eyed sap for 10 second to take a photo of my brand new crown
    • #I love you sfm Jenn!
    • #gpoyw
    • #me
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GPOYW - Not sure if drunk or icons at top of posts made bigger?
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GPOYW - Not sure if drunk or icons at top of posts made bigger?

    • #have we already freaked out about this?
    • #oh good
    • #anything else that you'd like to pointlessly change Tumblr?
    • #also I'd like to thank the flash on my phone for taking about 5 years off my face...that's nice
    • #also also drank
    • #hello Wino Wednesday
    • #gpoyw
    • #me
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Mugshot Monday - Shit ain&#8217;t lookin&#8217; too fresh today. 
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Mugshot Monday - Shit ain’t lookin’ too fresh today. 

    • #so I'mma be hiding behind my hair for the rest of the evening
    • #nothing to see here except bleached split ends
    • #move along now
    • #mugshot monday
    • #me
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This was going to be a photo of me and my beer, until I noticed a certain photobombing bunny in the background. 
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This was going to be a photo of me and my beer, until I noticed a certain photobombing bunny in the background. 

    • #dammit Jim! get your own blog
    • #I love that little fur ball
    • #and I forgot how much I love Red Stripe
    • #craaazy Saturday night plans y'all
    • #Satbunday
    • #me
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Slightly buzzed from the G&amp;Ts and back from seeing The Muppets.
That shit was precisely what the doctor ordered&#8230;and just affirmed my love for the great and beautiful Segel. A+
Now it&#8217;s time for last night&#8217;s important and educational trashy TV catch up&#8230;though I&#8217;ll try to catch up with you lot simultaneously. I know, I&#8217;m a gifted multitasking bastard like that. 
Good evening.  
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Slightly buzzed from the G&Ts and back from seeing The Muppets.

That shit was precisely what the doctor ordered…and just affirmed my love for the great and beautiful Segel. A+

Now it’s time for last night’s important and educational trashy TV catch up…though I’ll try to catch up with you lot simultaneously. I know, I’m a gifted multitasking bastard like that. 

Good evening.  

    • #a GPOY and it's not even a Wednesday?!
    • #shit you're wild Lot
    • #me
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I am still alive. 
I will be back with my dashboard on Tuesday.
I am going out celebrating my Friend&#8217;s 27th tonight. 
Love you, bye. 
xoxo
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I am still alive. 

I will be back with my dashboard on Tuesday.

I am going out celebrating my Friend’s 27th tonight. 

Love you, bye. 

xoxo

    • #gpoy
    • #me
    • #drank
    • #bourbon blog
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Um, I’ve never posted my face without make up before. For me, someone who doesn’t leave the house with her slap, it’s a big deal…but I’ve just had the most relaxing bath and have my discounted Valentine’s chocolate rose to satisfy my hunger needs, so right now IDGAF. 

It’s been a long day and I’ve another just like it tomorrow, so if I fall asleep before catching up with everyone, my apologies. 

Hope that you’ve all had a great start to the weekend. 

    • #gpoy
    • #not sure how I feel about my naked face up in here
    • #probably be deleted later
    • #w/e
    • #me
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GPOYW - My phone is all the way over there (two feet away in my bag) so it&#8217;s back to the good old webcam, Edition. 
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GPOYW - My phone is all the way over there (two feet away in my bag) so it’s back to the good old webcam, Edition. 

    • #I hope that you lot are kicking Wednesday's arse?
    • #I know that I am...with malbec and crappy films
    • #gpoyw
    • #wino wednesday
    • #me
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Ugh, this seems so trivial, what with the happenings on my dash this afternoon, but this is the face of a sick girl.
Grey skin, limp hair, chapped lips, dark eyes, sore red nose and covered head to toe in Vaporub. Fucking A!
I was sent home from work today for being so gross to rest up, as I have no choice but to go in tomorrow, and my best friend is up from Cambridge for 3 days, but after spending a few hours with her, I had to decline her offer of going ice skating then out for a dance later.
This weekend is the worst, but I hope that you guys out there are having a blast. 
Kisses and sneezes, 
Snotty Lottie.
xoxo
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Ugh, this seems so trivial, what with the happenings on my dash this afternoon, but this is the face of a sick girl.

Grey skin, limp hair, chapped lips, dark eyes, sore red nose and covered head to toe in Vaporub. Fucking A!

I was sent home from work today for being so gross to rest up, as I have no choice but to go in tomorrow, and my best friend is up from Cambridge for 3 days, but after spending a few hours with her, I had to decline her offer of going ice skating then out for a dance later.

This weekend is the worst, but I hope that you guys out there are having a blast. 

Kisses and sneezes, 

Snotty Lottie.

xoxo

    • #gpoy
    • #top up of whine anyone?
    • #that's all I seem to do these days
    • #I'm sorry guys...I'll be more cheerful once this finally passes
    • #promise
    • #me
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