Spend 30 minutes tryna upload a photo, until you FINALLY realise that it’s too large. God, I’m like a complete Tumblr n00b!
Anyway, FACE for Matt <3
Haven’t taken a selfie since Christmas Day apparently…a sure sign that I haven’t been on this site for a while, amirite?!

Spend 30 minutes tryna upload a photo, until you FINALLY realise that it’s too large. God, I’m like a complete Tumblr n00b!

Anyway, FACE for Matt <3

Haven’t taken a selfie since Christmas Day apparently…a sure sign that I haven’t been on this site for a while, amirite?!

The brighter the filter, the more you notice how fucked up your DIY ombré skills are. 

The brighter the filter, the more you notice how fucked up your DIY ombré skills are. 

11 days in and my Movember effort is looking magnificent! 

11 days in and my Movember effort is looking magnificent! 

two words for ya; prom queen&#8230;material. 

two words for ya; prom queen…material. 

HEY! I honestly don&#8217;t know how you guys manage to Tumbl as well as work full times jerbs?
I have to be up at 6am then don&#8217;t return until 6pm and by the time I&#8217;ve had some dinner and watched my TV stories, that leaves little to no time for you guys, wah!
I should have a few hours off each day starting the week after next, but until then I&#8217;ll be absent again from here :( I miss you lot, HARD!
P.s It&#8217;s finally cold enough here to get away with wearing my tiger hat again. SHA&#8217;AP, IT&#8217;S AWESOME! 

HEY! I honestly don’t know how you guys manage to Tumbl as well as work full times jerbs?

I have to be up at 6am then don’t return until 6pm and by the time I’ve had some dinner and watched my TV stories, that leaves little to no time for you guys, wah!

I should have a few hours off each day starting the week after next, but until then I’ll be absent again from here :( I miss you lot, HARD!

P.s It’s finally cold enough here to get away with wearing my tiger hat again. SHA’AP, IT’S AWESOME! 

GPOYW - Can you tell that I was crying earlier? I don&#8217;t want people asking me what&#8217;s up and have to live through that Sons of Anarchy episode again, you know?
In other news, I&#8217;ve been roped into painting my sister&#8217;s new office this evening. So stoked ¬_¬ 
Laters. 

GPOYW - Can you tell that I was crying earlier? I don’t want people asking me what’s up and have to live through that Sons of Anarchy episode again, you know?

In other news, I’ve been roped into painting my sister’s new office this evening. 
So stoked ¬_¬ 

Laters. 

Awh, today marks the third year of this &#8220;blog&#8221;. Where&#8217;s my fucking cupcake, Karp?!
A big thank you and smooches to all of you for following this piece of crap. I won&#8217;t go into a big speech about how much I appreciate you, the friends I&#8217;ve made etc because let&#8217;s face it, you&#8217;re only here for the silly reblobs. 
Love you all, but excuse me while I nip out for some wine to celebrate!
xoxo

Awh, today marks the third year of this “blog”. Where’s my fucking cupcake, Karp?!

A big thank you and smooches to all of you for following this piece of crap. I won’t go into a big speech about how much I appreciate you, the friends I’ve made etc because let’s face it, you’re only here for the silly reblobs. 

Love you all, but excuse me while I nip out for some wine to celebrate!

xoxo

Oh hai, today is my last day of freedom before I start work at the coffee shop.
Although I&#8217;ve worked as an assistant manager in the past, it&#8217;s always been a position that I&#8217;ve worked towards and knew the job inside out. Tomorrow I start as a manager in a brand new project and I&#8217;m both silly excited and nervous as shit at the same time. What if I fuck up? What if I can&#8217;t make it work? OMG HOW AM I GOING TO WAKE UP AT 7AM???
What I&#8217;m saying is, the only responsibility I&#8217;ve had in the last month is making sure that I feed myself&#8230;and now I&#8217;m in charge of finding suppliers, my staff (I HAVE STAFF!) and everything else that comes along with the job. Fuck. 
Wish me luck&#8230;

Oh hai, today is my last day of freedom before I start work at the coffee shop.

Although I’ve worked as an assistant manager in the past, it’s always been a position that I’ve worked towards and knew the job inside out. Tomorrow I start as a manager in a brand new project and I’m both silly excited and nervous as shit at the same time. 
What if I fuck up? What if I can’t make it work? OMG HOW AM I GOING TO WAKE UP AT 7AM???

What I’m saying is, the only responsibility I’ve had in the last month is making sure that I feed myself…and now I’m in charge of finding suppliers, my staff (I HAVE STAFF!) and everything else that comes along with the job. Fuck. 

Wish me luck…

GPOYW - My face is all over my FB page edition. 

GPOYW - My face is all over my FB page edition. 

Tags: gpoyw lazy me x3

YES

YES

POP!

POP!

The biggest cappuccino, Gregory Peck and a pantsless afternoon is how my Monday is shaping up. 

The biggest cappuccino, Gregory Peck and a pantsless afternoon is how my Monday is shaping up. 

Decided to unleash some of my holiday photos before I delve back into my dashboard.
Apologies in advance.  

Decided to unleash some of my holiday photos before I delve back into my dashboard.

Apologies in advance.  

This, ladies and gentlemen is my disappointed with myself face. Why? Because I had so many errands and chores to do today and oops look at that, it&#8217;s 5:30pm and everywhere is closed. 
I did manage to get half dressed, which is something. Shut up yes it is. 
Also, I&#8217;m out of work (my own choice) until September, so expect to see a lot more of me on here than of late&#8230;well, excluding next week when I&#8217;m in Portugal. But yeah, I&#8217;ll be able to keep up more with what&#8217;s going on with you guys instead of the usual come on for 5 minutes and run out of the door. 

This, ladies and gentlemen is my disappointed with myself face. Why? Because I had so many errands and chores to do today and oops look at that, it’s 5:30pm and everywhere is closed. 

I did manage to get half dressed, which is something. Shut up yes it is. 

Also, I’m out of work (my own choice) until September, so expect to see a lot more of me on here than of late…well, excluding next week when I’m in Portugal. But yeah, I’ll be able to keep up more with what’s going on with you guys instead of the usual come on for 5 minutes and run out of the door.